Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Microfiction: Far-Sight Fred

BANX2017: You're the genius responsible for the braille on drive thru ATMs?
BUGLIFE2111: I told you this day would come.
BANX2017: You took a lot of flak for that, but... self-driving cars. Your foresight saved us a lot of money. We won't have to replace a single unit. My congratulations.
BUGLIFE2111: There's another thing we'll need.
BANX2017: Anything. What is it?
BUGLIFE2111: Downer's Grove Memorial Cemetery. From now on bury every coffin in those grounds with a large can of insecticide next to the body. Aluminum. It is imperative that the cans dissolve by around 2041.
BANX2017: I don't understand. How will that help our company?
BUGLIFE2111: Use the money you saved on those ATM units.


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